LOSE/SOL
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOSE

This is $LOSE

No utility.

No roadmap.

No cope.

IF YOU WIN, THE EXPERIMENT FAILED.

Everyone wants to win.

This token is about losing first.

FREQUENTLY IGNORED WARNINGS

Wen moon? 🚀
Never. We're going to Earth's core. 🌋
Wen Binance?
After Blockbuster relaunches.
Is this a rug pull?
No. We're telling you to leave before we do.
Can I get rich?
Only if you inverse yourself.
What's the utility?
Teaching you expensive lessons.
Should I buy the dip?
It's not a dip. It's the trajectory.
Bullish or bearish?
Yes. Bearish. Obviously.
When whitepaper?
This website IS the whitepaper. You're welcome.

THE RULES

RULE #1: Don't buy $LOSE.
RULE #2: If you're reading this, you're already late.
RULE #3: Selling is the correct strategy.
RULE #4: This will go to zero. Obviously.
RULE #5: You thought this one was different?
RULE #6: Your portfolio was already dead.

INEVITABLE TRAJECTORY

→ ZERO

Another chart. Another lesson.

TOKENOMICS (FAKE)

🔥
100%
GOING TO ZERO
Not if. When.
💀
0%
LOCKED LIQUIDITY
It's gone. Accept it.
🤡
420T
TOTAL SUPPLY
Why not?

💸 WHO GETS RUGGED 💸

👻
50% Dev Wallet (Empty Wallet Actually)
📉
30% Marketing (What Marketing?)
🚽
15% Liquidity (Already Drained)
🎒
5% YOU (Certified Bag Holder)

⚠️ These numbers are completely made up ⚠️

Just like your future gains

READY TO LOSE?

BUY HIGH. SELL LOW.

This is financial advice (to lose).

ROADMAP TO ZERO

💀

Q4 2024 - LAUNCH

  • ✗ Launch token
  • ✗ Tell everyone not to buy
  • ✗ They buy anyway
  • ✗ Chart goes red
🤡

Q1 2025 - FAKE PARTNERSHIPS

  • ✗ Partnership with Blockbuster Video
  • ✗ Collaboration with MySpace
  • ✗ Strategic alliance with Pets.com
  • ✗ Listing on FTX (wait...)
🎪

Q2 2025 - ANTI-UTILITY

  • ✗ NFT collection (all 1/1 red candles)
  • ✗ Metaverse land (in abandoned mall)
  • ✗ Play-to-Lose gaming platform
  • ✗ AI chatbot (only says "sell")
🗑️

Q3 2025 - THE FINALE

  • ✗ Coin goes to zero
  • ✗ We say "told you so"
  • ✗ Launch $LOSE2
  • ✗ Repeat cycle

* None of this will happen

** Even if it does, you'll still lose

*** This is the roadmap you deserve

STRATEGIC PARTNERS

WeWork

Office space for our non-existent team

Blockbuster

Late fees paid in $LOSE

Napster

Illegally downloading your money

BlackBerry

Communication delays guaranteed

Atari

E.T. burial site merchandise

Pan Am

One-way tickets to financial ruin

Theranos

Blood testing for paper hands

Lehman Brothers

Financial advice you can trust

MEET THE TEAM

🤡

Chad "Diamond Hands"

CEO (Chief Exit Officer)

Former rug-pull specialist. MBA from YouTube University. Definitely not running away.

🎭

Karen Baghold

CFO (Chief Flop Officer)

Expert in losing money since 2008. Proud owner of Bitconnect tattoo.

🃏

Anonymous Dev

CTO (Currently Taking Off)

Copy-pasted the contract. Will ghost at ATH. Standard procedure.

🦍

Degen McFomo

CMO (Chief Meme Officer)

Bought the top on every project. Perfect for this role.

LEGENDARY LOSERS ENDORSE $LOSE

If they can lose billions, you can lose thousands. 📉

🏦
"I thought I was too big to fail. I was wrong."
Lehman Brothers
Lost: $600 Billion
RIP 2008
🩸
"Just one drop of blood can tell you... you're ruined."
Theranos
Lost: $9 Billion valuation
RIP 2018
🏢
"We weren't just renting desks. We were renting dreams. Very expensive dreams."
WeWork
Lost: $40 Billion valuation
Still Coping
💎
"BITCONNEEEEECT! Wait, where did everyone go?"
Bitconnect
Lost: Everything
RIP 2018
🦅
"We were flying high. Then we flew into the ground."
FTX
Lost: $32 Billion
RIP 2022
🌙
"Do you remember? We were so stable... for like, 3 days."
Terra/LUNA
Lost: $60 Billion
RIP 2022
🐶
"I invested my life savings at $0.70. Now it's $0.08. Much wow."
DOGE Bag Holder #47382
Lost: Still Holding (Copium)
2021-Present
🎮
"We buried millions of E.T. cartridges in the desert. Should've buried our business plan instead."
Atari (1983 Division)
Lost: Gaming Empire
RIP 1983
📱
"We had a keyboard! People loved keyboards! Right? ...Right?"
BlackBerry
Lost: 99% Market Share
RIP 2013
🐾
"Because pets need websites. Obviously."
Pets.com
Lost: $300 Million in 268 days
RIP 2000
📼
"Be kind, rewind. But also, we ignored Netflix. Twice."
Blockbuster
Lost: $5 Billion empire
RIP 2010
💊
"Our pill was just a rebranded generic. Marketing budget was real though."
Pharmaceutical Rugpull #419
Lost: Your grandma's savings
Ongoing

🏆 JOIN THE HALL OF SHAME 🏆

Your loss is just a $LOSE purchase away

DON'T GET RUGGED

Survive the dump. Dodge the whales. Escape with your bags.

Narrator: You won't.

SURVIVED: 0s
BAGS SAVED: $0
HIGH SCORE: 0s

🖱️ MOVE TO DODGE RED CANDLES & WHALES 🐋

💰 COLLECT GREEN BAGS (THEY'RE FAKE BUT WHATEVER)

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

"You're not early. You're not smart."
"Screenshots before reality hits."
"Another chart. Another lesson."
"If you win, the experiment failed."
"Selling is the correct strategy."
"Your portfolio was already dead."